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# Elon is JP
- URL: https://cetialphafive.com/elon-is-jp/
- Published: 2021-07-18T20:38:18.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-18T20:38:18.000Z
- Author: fC
- Tags: musk, conman, capitalist, #Import 2026-07-18 00:18

Myth confirmed. Elon is JP from Grandma's Boy.

All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.